Oh and- here's a picture of me-
I'm really plain and boring to most of those. But I get by.
I come the Crystal Empire! That's, the second oldest kingdom in history- becoming the youngest due to it's MIA for a thousand years. Over that time I wasn't born.
But You're wondering who I am, what in the world I'm doing on a boring place called the internet-
Hahaha no the internet's not boring. But my mom thinks it's vulgar.
But really, I'm here to find my goal in life, my potential in the world.
My cutiemark.
Well, this story briefly starts one thousand and fourteen years ago, before I was born. My mom is a golden Earth mare named Charity, she used to be with this pegasus (my dad) named Little Liquor. With a name like that you'd expect he'd drink. Well he did, a lot. Drove my mom mad and drug my older brother and sister back to Empire before
dun dun dun
This asshat came into power and locked us in a time gap, where I was unable to be born, nopony aged.
It was hell, but with ice and slavery instead of fire and turmoil.
But thanks to some infant dragon and our new ruler, Princess Cadence.
Us crystal ponies were able to live natural lives again. And then a big boom in population happened and me and a hundred more foals came storming into schools. And I got singled out, those assholes.
But pony school is much different then what you homo sapiens experience and I've graduated with a art degree. Yeah, our schools are better. Got a problem? Well you shouldn't. Yeah okay you should.
But I live almost full time now with my mom and hew new husband Iron Heart. He's a scary ape-gorilla-pony something. But he's a crystal pony like my mom, my brothers, sisters, and me. And uncles and aunts and cousins and about freaking everyone in this empire.
But over the years I've grown up and kind of realized my heart isn't here you know? Like it belongs elsewhere. Maybe where my actual dad lived or just somewhere I haven't been. And it makes sense too, the teens here have bullied me and I've lost all intentions of finding love, I just yearn to do what I love and find out if it's the right thing for me. Maybe knitting is what'll give me by butt tattoo, or painting- whatever. It's my life and I've had enough ponies stomp all over me. And now is my time to kick their asses and get out of this place before I go crazy!
And that started my adventure. I went allover the Crystal Empire to get my own food and supplies, got a milkshake dumped on my head some stallion I used to be stuck in class with called Bitterly Sweet. I thought he'd be a cool guy, but he's an ass. Don't talk to him- don't even mention him.
If you are ion the crystal empire and you say "Bitterly Sweet" hope to high hell that he isn't around because he's an attention whore of all sorts and a inconsiderate jerk. Get on the Nope train because he's just bad news.
And long venture short I was stuck on where I was going to live. I know there are several homes open to travelers in Equestria but I'm looking for a permanent home.
Guess I'll be looking in the newspaper for a while...
